Life Sucks, Then You Die

turklet:

i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek)

theniggaskaramazov:

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

OOP

reichenfeels:

reichenfeels:

• “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
• “Come on, it’s just a joke”
• “toughen up and stop being a baby”
• “We’re just teasing”

BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

FUCK OFF.

this post will often go weeks without a note

and then there’ll be a holiday

and it resurfaces

and that makes me sad

swayzepatrick:

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

i literally laughed out loud at this.

if you actually read, “benskid” didn’t say anything about creating society in america, only that they founded the united states.  yes, they immigrated to america, but without any tangible laws prohibiting that, it wasn’t illegal. 

shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

allo-nsy:

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

where did you come from, cotton eyed joe?