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chodeboy:

christian couples calling eachother fetus instead of baby bc to them it’s the same thing

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— 34 minutes ago with 37514 notes
"No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs."

President Barack Obama

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— 35 minutes ago with 455040 notes

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

(Source: theanunnakiconnection, via samraisestheroof)

— 36 minutes ago with 68988 notes
maggotmaster:

marchcouldbedarker:

negritaaa:

deliciouskaek:

think-progress:

Sometimes racism is just staring you in the face. Like this. 

are they fucking serious? and you know most people just assume it says the same thing

woooow.

Oh.  My.  Fucking.  God.
The second sign reads (I’m not good w/Spanish but this is what I get):
"You all are obligated to have a permit to play in this park.
Violators will be susceptible to police action.”

Holy fucking shit

maggotmaster:

marchcouldbedarker:

negritaaa:

deliciouskaek:

think-progress:

Sometimes racism is just staring you in the face. Like this. 

are they fucking serious? and you know most people just assume it says the same thing

woooow.

Oh.  My.  Fucking.  God.

The second sign reads (I’m not good w/Spanish but this is what I get):

"You all are obligated to have a permit to play in this park.

Violators will be susceptible to police action.”

Holy fucking shit

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— 1 hour ago with 15135 notes
officialjeffgoldblum:

sgt-skippy:

officialjeffgoldblum:

I still laugh about the amount of people this post has angered

So you hate America?

oh honey

officialjeffgoldblum:

sgt-skippy:

officialjeffgoldblum:

I still laugh about the amount of people this post has angered

So you hate America?

oh honey

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— 1 hour ago with 43843 notes
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

theawesomeadventurer:

A penguin, a farmer, and the farmer’s wife walk into a bar. The Farmer see’s a drunken man vomiting into a potted plant and talking to himself next to some umbrellas and decides to see if he needs any help. Upon closer inspection the Farmer realizes that the man isn’t a man at all. It’s an eggplant! It was a weird eggplant though. It shook around a lot so the guy figured it was magic. The farmer, deciding it could used in tonight’s dinner, picks it up to bring to his wife and everyone in the bar starts gasping in shock. The farmer, confused, brings the eggplant to the penguin. The penguin starts screaming at the farmer asking him what his problem was. The farmer, still confused, asks, “What’s the big deal? It’s just a stupid fucking eggplant!” So the penguin looks at the farmers wife, who’s face is an expression of horror, looks back at the penguin and goes, “Dude, he’s not an eggplant! He’s retarded!”

THANK YOU HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT JOKE

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

theawesomeadventurer:

A penguin, a farmer, and the farmer’s wife walk into a bar. The Farmer see’s a drunken man vomiting into a potted plant and talking to himself next to some umbrellas and decides to see if he needs any help. Upon closer inspection the Farmer realizes that the man isn’t a man at all. It’s an eggplant! It was a weird eggplant though. It shook around a lot so the guy figured it was magic. The farmer, deciding it could used in tonight’s dinner, picks it up to bring to his wife and everyone in the bar starts gasping in shock. The farmer, confused, brings the eggplant to the penguin. The penguin starts screaming at the farmer asking him what his problem was. The farmer, still confused, asks, “What’s the big deal? It’s just a stupid fucking eggplant!” So the penguin looks at the farmers wife, who’s face is an expression of horror, looks back at the penguin and goes, “Dude, he’s not an eggplant! He’s retarded!”

THANK YOU HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT JOKE

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— 1 hour ago with 1110 notes

eggsus:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.

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— 6 hours ago with 223204 notes

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

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— 6 hours ago with 26615 notes
"Ironically, the utterly unselective omnivore - “I’m easy; I’ll eat anything” - can appear more socially sensitive than the individual who tries to eat in a way that is good for society."
— 6 hours ago with 141 notes