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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via therighteousdude)

— 11 hours ago with 355602 notes

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

(via therighteousdude)

— 11 hours ago with 32348 notes

never realized how toddler i was

(Source: thegabitoxz, via wanderwithmeyoo)

— 11 hours ago with 870 notes
somepretty-things:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

probably

somepretty-things:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

probably

(via champagnetastes-beerbudget)

— 11 hours ago with 61400 notes

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

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— 12 hours ago with 209836 notes

fightingforanimals:

isis-:

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

WhAT THE HELL?? HOW COULD THIS EXIST?

disgusting.

(via butimamermaid)

— 17 hours ago with 113797 notes
fightingforanimals:

I want to share a comment I made on an article about animal cruelty in China. As someone who is half Taiwanese and half Cuban, it really irks me when Americans so harshly criticize other countries for being inhumane towards animal when the US is guilty of that as well. Yes, the cruelty towards animals in China is worse than in the US (from what I know), but people aren’t fixing anything by pointing fingers. They’re just trying to make themselves look better. Not to mention, none of the commenters on this thread were vegetarian or vegan, yet they dared to bash the slaughter of dogs and cats. Also, many people have joked around with me before that “You must eat dogs.” because of my Asian heritage… it may seem like a harmless joke, but it is fucking terrible to say that, actually.
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Thank you thank you thank you thank you

fightingforanimals:

I want to share a comment I made on an article about animal cruelty in China. As someone who is half Taiwanese and half Cuban, it really irks me when Americans so harshly criticize other countries for being inhumane towards animal when the US is guilty of that as well. Yes, the cruelty towards animals in China is worse than in the US (from what I know), but people aren’t fixing anything by pointing fingers. They’re just trying to make themselves look better. Not to mention, none of the commenters on this thread were vegetarian or vegan, yet they dared to bash the slaughter of dogs and cats. Also, many people have joked around with me before that “You must eat dogs.” because of my Asian heritage… it may seem like a harmless joke, but it is fucking terrible to say that, actually.

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Thank you thank you thank you thank you

(via butimamermaid)

— 17 hours ago with 83 notes