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"If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is."
— 15 hours ago with 155 notes

livingonthe-veg:

you can’t be against mistreatment of animals if you contribute at all to the forced impregnation, abuse, discomfort, suffering and slaughter of animals. you cannot be against animal cruelty if you are not vegan. 

If this offends you, it’s because you know it’s absolutely fucking true.

(via butimamermaid)

— 19 hours ago with 193 notes

gryffinewt:

when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

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— 19 hours ago with 32462 notes
treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

(Source: saddestsad, via itsbecominganissue)

— 20 hours ago with 489529 notes