Life Sucks, Then You Die

niggaimdeadass:

shark attacks?

bear attacks? 

no i do not feel remorse

you out somewhere

you aint supposed to be

doing shit

you aint supposed to be doing 

osamah:

if you say ermehgerd in front of me then i assure you that you’ll be saying it again while i’m stabbing you

kellinsbum:

so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”

(Source: paledreamers)

gas-station-disco:

domo arigato, demi lovato

horny-grandma:

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

Carissa

Literally Carissa

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating